Computers…..1 Corinthians 5:5

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer.  They had been arguing for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.  Finally fed up, God said, “That is It! I have had enough.  I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job!”  (God is very good at this kind of thing)
So Jesus and Satan sat down at the computer and started to type away at the keyboard.
They moused!
They faxed!
They emailed!
They emailed with attachments!
They downloaded!
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports!
They created labels and cards!
They created charts and graphs!
They set up contact lists!
They did some genealogy reports!
They did every job known to man!
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was as faster than hell!
Just then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld!
Jesus just signed.
Finally the electricity came back on and each of them restarted their computers.  Satan started searching frantically and then started screaming:
“It’s gone!  It’s all GONE!”  I have lost everything when the power went out!”
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all His files from the last two hours.
Satan observed this and became irate:  “Wait, a minute” he screamed.  “That is not fair.  He must have cheated!  How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?”
God just shrugged and said,
“Jesus Saves”!

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