A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.Â He did theÂ right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, evenÂ though he could have beaten the red light byÂ accelerating through the intersection.Â
The tailgating woman was furious and honked herÂ horn, screaming in frustration, as she missedÂ her chance to get through the intersection,Â dropping her cell phone and makeup.Â As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap onÂ her window and looked up into the face of a veryÂ serious police officer.Â The officer ordered herÂ to exit her car with her hands up.Â
He took her to the police station where she wasÂ searched, fingerprinted, photographed, andÂ placed in a holding cell. After a couple ofÂ hours, a policeman approached the cell andÂ opened the door.Â She was escorted back to theÂ booking desk where the arresting officer wasÂ waiting with her personal effects.Â He said, ”*I’m very sorry for this mistake.Â Â You see, I pulled up behind your car while youÂ were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy inÂ front of you, and cussing a *blue streak*atÂ him. I noticed the Â ‘What Would Jesus Do’? bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me toÂ Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on theÂ trunk; so, naturally…*I assumed you had stolen theÂ car .”Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Priceless!
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