Giving Hope TodayHow precious are your thoughts to me, O GOD! Ps 139:17

May 11th Kids say the darndest things…….

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, “Boys and girls, what do we know about God?”
A hand shot up in the air. “He is an artist!” said the kindergarten boy.
“Really? How do you know?” the teacher asked.
“You know – Our Father, who does art in Heaven… “

Feb 22nd A Unique Shampoo! Job 29:24

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler.
One nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”
The second nun answered, “Indeed it would sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout.”
“I can handle that without a problem.” she replied as she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout.
“The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns  arrived with a six-pack of beer.  One of the nuns explained “We use beer for washing our hair, a shampoo of sort, if you will.”
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer.  He looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said, “The curlers are on the house.”

Submitted by Denise

Sep 23rd Laugh 4 Today!

 A  little boy opened the big family Bible. He was  fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.  Suddenly, something fell  out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at  it. 
 What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in  between the pages.  
‘Mama, look what I found,’  the boy called out.
‘What have you got there, dear?’ 
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered,  ‘I think it’s Adam’s underwear’.

Submitted by Billy, Luke 6:21

Jul 9th Soldier’s Response…James 1:13

If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college
courses between assignments. He had completed missions
in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor
who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly
15 min.’ The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop..
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, ‘Here I am
GOD, I’m still waiting.’

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence.. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, ‘What
in the world is the matter with you? ‘Why did you do that?’
The Marine calmly replied, ‘GOD was too busy today protecting
America ‘s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.’

The classroom erupted in cheers!

Submitted by Phillip

May 27th If God is Your Co-pilot, swap seats! Micah 7:18

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
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