A young lad in children’s church was asked to list the 10 Commandments in any order: His answer? “3,6,1,8,4,5,9,2,10,7”.
God Himself does not purpose to judge a man before he is dead–so why should you?
Reverend Harris, Pastor of the Baptist Church says that the best prayer he every heard was: “Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.”
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set!
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed. Adam asked, “What would a woman like this cost?” God said, “An arm and a leg.” Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?” The rest is history.
I was at the beach with my children when my 4 year old son ran up to me, grabbed my hand, and led me to the shore, where a sea gull lay dead in the sand. “Mommy, what happened to him? ”The little boy asked. “He died and went to Heaven.” I replied. My son thought a moment and then said, “And God threw him back down?”
Opportunity May Knock only once, but Temptation knocks on your door forever!
Stop gripping about your church—if it was perfect you couldn’t belong!
If a church wants a better pastor—pray for the one it has!
We were called to be witnesses; not judges and lawyers
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