When asked this question, Grade 2 students wrote their answers.Â Below are some of their responses:
*Why did God make mothers?
1. Â Â She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.Â Â Â Mostly to clean the house.
3.Â Â Â To help us out of there when we were getting born.
*How did God make mothers?
1.Â Â Â He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2.Â Â Â Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3.Â Â Â God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
*What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1.Â Â Â God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2.Â Â Â They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
*Why did God give you, your mother and not some other mom?
1.Â Â Â We’re related.
2.Â Â Â God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.
*What kind of little girl was your mom?
1.Â Â Â My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2.Â Â Â I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3.Â Â Â They say she used to be nice.
*What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?
1.Â Â Â His last name.
2.Â Â Â She had to know his background. Like is he a thief?Â Â Does he get drunk on beer?
3.Â Â Â Does he make at least $800 a year? Â Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
*Why did your Mom marry your Dad?
1.Â Â Â My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.Â Â And my Mom eats a lot.
2.Â Â Â She got too old to do anything else with him.
3.Â Â Â My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.
*Who’s the boss at your house?
1.Â Â Â Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because Dad’s such a goof ball.
2.Â Â Â Mom. You can tell by room inspection.Â Â She sees the stuff under the bed.
3.Â Â Â I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.
*What’s the difference between Moms & Dads?
1.Â Â Â Moms work at work and work at home and Dads just go to work at work.
2.Â Â Â Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.Â Â Â Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
4.Â Â Â Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
*What does your mom do in her spare time?
1.Â Â Mothers don’t do spare time.
2.Â Â To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
*What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1.Â Â Â On the inside she’s already perfect. Â Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2.Â Â Â Diet. Â You know, her hair. Â I’d diet, maybe blue.
*If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1.Â Â Â She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that right away.
2.Â Â Â I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3.Â Â Â I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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